hikaru flicks cars at you

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD NO

I SHOULD HAVE FIGURED THAT HE’D DO THAT

BUT I MEAN COME ON SHE DOESN’T HAVE A FACE

MAYBE IT’S JUST HER DREAM SELF

EITHER WAY FUCK FUCK FUCK

OH MY GOD

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

SOMEONE HOLD ME

Also apparently I have 100 followers now?

GOSH I MEAN

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH

I NEVER IMAGINED HAVING THIS MANY PEOPLE PRESSING THEIR NOSES AT MY WINDOW IT’S JUST AHHH VERY KIND OF YOU

blargh
tried drawing UU and uu stuff - I don’t know maybe I’ll finish this???
idk my UU design looks like uu’s incredibly youthful mother or something
also what are proportions do tell

blargh

tried drawing UU and uu stuff - I don’t know maybe I’ll finish this???

idk my UU design looks like uu’s incredibly youthful mother or something

also what are proportions do tell

Ya know

I think the whole Nicolas Cage bit

was the most scandalous of them alllllllll

cincosechzehn:

YES I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKELY THAT THEY’RE SOMEHOW RELATED TO THE HIGHBLOOD/GAMZEE AS WELL - LIKE, SINCE THEY WHOLE SPLIT PERSONALITY AND THE JUJUS AND THE LITTLE CLOWN REFERENCE???

Well, it’s kind of a stretch, but:

  • uu calls UU’s blood “slime.” UU is also notoriously placating and kind. 
  • UU says the reason lime bloods were hunted to near-extinction is because they had an ability that was intimidating to the highbloods.
  • I really, really think sopor slime is actually lime troll blood. It would explain why Gamzee would eat it to keep calm, and why it would rot his brain.
  • UU keeps calling uu her “brother.” Hussie has gone on record and described moirallegiance as being “more than mere platonic soul bros.” So, maybe UU/uu reflects Karkat/Gamzee.

ALSO ALSO.

I never put it past Hussie to do something creative with colors. There are a couple different theories of color mixing. If you do RGB, which is additive, you get this weird murky brown color if you try to find a “happy medium” between the two colors.

HOWEVER, if you do subtractive color mixing…

Well, please look at this color wheel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:BYR_color_wheel.svg

Lime green and candy red are polar opposites. LOOK AT THE COLOR IN BETWEEN THEM.

It’s Gamzee’s blood color.

I think we’re onto something, but I don’t know what, exactly.

OH GOSH YES TO ALL OF THIS - THERE IS CERTAINLY SOMETHING THERE … BUT IDK IF WE’RE MISSING ANYTHING???

OOooh, perhaps they represent the split personalities of a subjugglator? I mean, U speaks in lowercase and other u speaks in uppercase, just like Gamzee did/does. Additionally, u called Cal a juju - and Gamz is in posession of a Cal …

Additionally there’s the whole thing u has for Dirk … which might maybe kinda parralel to Dave and Gamzee’s relationship …

OH OH OH I BET UU AND uu ARE SOMEHOW RELATED TO THE SUBJUGGALTERS OR WHATEVER

OKAY THAT’S IT BACK TO YOUR USUAL SILENT BROADCAST OF LESS THAN QUALITY SHIT

I JUST WANT TO PAT uu’S HEAD AWKWARDLY SO MUCH

IT’S HIS FAULT THAT I SAW TWO PEOPLE HUGGING TODAY AND GASPED

urgh all that’s been going through my head all day is just TUMUT TUMUT TUMUT TUMUT TUMUT TUMUT and I’m just like ARGH SHUT UP and now I’ve lost the tablet pen and ARGH all I can think of is just uu wanting Dirk to draw him porn I mean what does he even draw him like puppet porn or something????

Anyhoo I quite like the idea that U and u share a body but they have different dream selves and each personality just pops up at the most random, awkward moments like U might pop up when u’s looking at his puppet porn or whatever and just start judging because man that is some awful smut.

Oh hey there’s an update

but what is this twist ending you speak offffffff

could it be that you KILL EVERYONE

or that YOU DON’T KILL EVERYONE

JEEZ u THAT WOULD SURE BE NICE OF YOU

WAIT HOW THE FUCK IS THE OCEAN ON FIRE SURELY NOT EVEN ARMIES OF ADELES COULD ACHIEVE THAT

BUT

uu DEARRRRRR